Teenagers Battle The Thing--1958
Found myself with a bit of time on my hands this afternoon and went to Pub-D-Hub on my ROKU box to find a mindless public domain movie to watch. I was successful. Movie Notes from the Rust Belt.....Youngstown, Ohio Teenagers Battle The Thing is a 1958 60 minute wonder of vapid entertainment. No story whatsoever to get in the way of the droning. Here’s the run-down: College professor and his students discover a mummified, um, mummy, I guess--cave-man if you prefer--in a cave. Having never seen a horror movie in their lives, they remove the mummy from the cave and bring it to their cabin in the orange grove. It manages to re-animate itself and kills a babysitter. Our heroes call the sheriff, who arrives driving a 1959 Chevrolet Biscayne station wagon. The entire group manage to kill of the mummy by dousing him (or maybe her, we really don’t know) with gasoline and setting him/her ablaze with a lit flare. And that’s all there is. The ...