Wiki-How and Drunk Driving, Not Necessarily in That Order


Today's “wiki-how” on my Internet start page included an entry titled “How To Make A Cat Bed From An Old Sweater”.

Oh, my.

Step by step instructions followed. This can be accomplished in less than 30 minutes, children.

Oh, my.

Well, I don't really know about the rest of society, but I don't need step-by-step instructions to make a cat bed out of an old sweater. I really don't. Here's my plan:

Put an old sweater in a cardboard box.

That's all there is to it. Even a Democrat can figure this one out.

In other news, I see that a Dallas Cowboy football player (Josh Brent) got himself drunked up a bit, took his buddy (another Dallas Cowboy football player—Jerry Brown) for a ride, crashed the car and killed the passenger. He's in jail now, charged with the homicide. Stuff happens.

But, where is Bob Costas on this? He ought to be calling for alcohol prohibition, or banning private ownership of cars, dontcha think? Just using Bob's flawless logic here.....If there was no alcohol, Brown would be alive today and Brent would still be playing football. If there were no privately owned automobiles.....Etcetras.

Where you at Bob?

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