Apogee


Here’s a short list of some of the stuff that I hope has reached maximum exposure.....Ya’ know--things I’ve simply had enough of:


Shaved Heads
Goatees
Flat-Brimmed Baseball Caps
Tattoos* 
Talking Heads on News Programs
Flip-Flops Worn Anywhere Other Than Swimming Or The Beach
Excessive Body Piercings**
Television Commercials For Anything Related To Medicine Or Lawyers
American Idol
Baggy Shorts
“Wild Cards” In Professional Sports


*I’m OK with tattoos on any military veteran and any member, current or past, of that traveling freak show known as the NBA
**If I toss a handful of refrigerator magnets at you and they stick anywhere other than your ears, it’s excessive

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