Smoking


I see that there’s lots of “stop smoking” advise on the web and TV and papers and…..Why is that?  New Year Resolutions?  Nothing else to talk about?

Regardless of the reason, if you’re smoking, it’s a good idea to stop.  Here’s my suggestion:

If you see that you’re smoking, douse yourself with water wherever you see flames.  If you’re still smoldering after that, do it again.

That ought to do the trick.

You’re welcome.

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